John Candy meets Gustavus Adolphus

Sep 18

Scottish people complaining to Americans about the lack of government representation makes me giggle and eye roll at the same time. Like bitch I lived through 8 years of the Bush administration. 

Sep 17

princeburrito:

date people you see yourself walking down Main Street of Disneyland the ruins of nazi era Berlin with. 

Sep 17
#wardrobegoals 

#wardrobegoals 

Sep 17

chaka1987:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When the language evolved so it became commonplace (though we still use the word ‘said’ all the time)

The sky isn’t falling, Chicken Little.

bitch got read 

Sep 17

same

Sep 17

I just took one of those glorious half hour long showers where you use the fancy floral soap and exfoliate every inch of your body and use conditioner, etc and now I smell as if God himself owned a Bath and Body Works. 

Sep 17

Bitches who cross me the wrong way get cut (in the buffet line)

Sep 17

misterelguapo:

We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.

Sep 16
tierradentro:

“The Oath of Horatii" (detail), 1784, Jacques-Louis David.

tierradentro:

The Oath of Horatii" (detail), 1784, Jacques-Louis David.

Sep 16

trying to get my life together like bruhhh

Sep 16

sexwithoutdrugs said: Te gusta mucho la cultura mexicana? :D saludos

I’m going to say this in English to save myself from severe embarrassment, but tbh Latin American history is my dirty little secret which shouldn’t be tbh because its probably one of the more beautiful histories in the world. I was interested a lot in the history of the Spanish empire and the succeeding states (Especially Mexico) as a kid. Also I did International Baccalaureate in highschool and I was really really fortunate not to have US-centric history classes and we studied Mexico and Argentina pretty extensively. (9 weeks for both countries). I think the thing that holds me back from learning more of it is my Spanish. Its really not that good. :/ 

Pero para responder a su pregunta, sí, me gusta mucho la cultura mexicana/latino-américana :P

Sep 16
"Objetos de la época de Independencia" extraida del libro de Vicente Riva Palacio
iFeliz Día de Independencia a mis amig@s méxican@s! 

"Objetos de la época de Independencia" extraida del libro de Vicente Riva Palacio

iFeliz Día de Independencia a mis amig@s méxican@s! 

Sep 16

LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO MY PEONIES ;_;

Sep 15

k so i’m suspending all the url thingies and deleting the ones i wrote tonite. it was fun! but I dont want it clogging up my regular posts. 

Sep 15

Anonymous said: panzerbjoern

The ever majestic, regal, gay as fuck, sublime, cuddly; the one and only: 

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